Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in cherry trees.
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
There is a joke in my boot!
Scanning... Laughs detected!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
Classic. Simply classic.