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1996 Archive: The Scanner

 She’s like a flatbed scanner—she sees every wrinkle, every flaw, and saves it in high resolution.

Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ChatRoom_Queen09/26/2002 07:00A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter05/05/1996 14:24The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@SoulSeek_Fan10/23/2010 21:16Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Pirate_Bay_9902/26/1996 21:47Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Prodigy_User_X05/15/1995 02:42Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Terran_Marine02/06/2006 07:09Go, go, go! More jokes!
@Salad_Fingers_F10/29/2007 14:04I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

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