Why did the world go silent in December? Because it was the moment America realized that “thoughts and prayers” were becoming a standard government response to an unthinkable reality.
Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Prophecies & Martian Pictures” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alrighty then! Super funny.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
One does not simply read one joke.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Top tier web animation humor!