A wife tells her husband, “Look at how William looks at Kate!” The husband replies, “If I had a billion-dollar budget and a palace, I’d look at a sandwich like it was a princess too.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The 2025 Fitness
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Better than a headshot in Complex!
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
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