Michael Jackson turned down this song, so Justin took it and turned into the prince of pop.
Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn archive. Historically Verified
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The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
This site is never finished... with humor!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!