2005 Archive: The Roberts and Alito Appointments

Why was the Supreme Court getting a makeover? Because Bush wanted to make sure his legacy would still be making decisions in 2035.

🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did politicians use a special Tinder? To only match with peop...read more »

In 2019, the world was a mix of scientific breakthroughs and poli...read more »

Why were the 2025 G7 summits held in headsets? So that leaders co...read more »

Why did Emmanuel Macron call an election in June? Because he like...read more »

Why were the astronauts stuck on the ISS? Because in 2024, gettin...read more »

Why did everyone look up in April? Because it was the only time i...read more »

In 2025, a candidate campaigned in three states at once via holog...read more »

In 2016, reality decided to take a vacation and let the internet ...read more »

Why did people think the game was rigged? Because some people bel...read more »

Why did Elon Musk show off robots at the "We, Robot" event? To pr...read more »

Why did he quit? Because AI was writing politicians' obituaries b...read more »

Why were politicians so nervous about video calls? Because in 202...read more »

In 2005, the world became a video. It was the year of "Me at the ...read more »

Why was July 2024 the most frantic month in D.C.? Because Joe Bid...read more »

@Napster_Leech08/20/1995 20:18Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Keyboard_Warrior11/13/2010 03:55F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Neo_The_One10/18/1999 04:16I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@One_Does_Not_S01/27/2014 08:27One does not simply read one joke.

@Lag_Victim_0107/18/1999 05:10I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@StrongBad_Mail03/23/1999 09:45I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@Retro_End_User05/17/2003 20:38The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.