Why was the Special Counsel so quiet? Because in 2017, “No Comment” was the only way to avoid becoming a character in a presidential tweet.
Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Covfefe” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
A joke about nothing? Love it!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
... (Laughter in silence).
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!