Tom Green and a snake. 2000 was a very simple time for humor.
Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
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