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1995 Vintage: The Road Sign

 Why did the blonde stop at the “Stop” sign? She was waiting for it to say “Go.”

Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander01/16/1999 05:44C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Myspace_Tom12/03/1998 08:17I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Dumb_And_Dumber03/11/2009 03:26So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Zoolander_Blue06/29/2003 13:14Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Cheers_Norm04/23/2001 04:15Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Scanner_Darkly04/14/1997 18:48I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@G_I_Joe_Real03/02/1996 19:23And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@BackToFuture_M07/28/2009 02:44Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H08/17/1996 23:25Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Y_U_NO_Laugh04/28/2007 19:14Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

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