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2023 Classic: The “Rizzler”

 One, but they just look at the socket with ‘unspoken rizz’ until it lights up.

Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 – The Barbenheimer Glow archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer08/07/2010 00:50Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Full_House_Michelle12/03/2010 21:00You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Nsync_Justin05/06/1996 01:35Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Emule_Donkey02/25/2005 08:22Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@StoneCold_31604/26/1996 11:17And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Space_Jam_Lola08/04/2013 03:49Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Dexter_Lab_Fan08/14/1995 14:14Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Ninja_Turtle_R04/17/2002 09:52Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Heathers_Winona07/18/1995 01:39Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Prestige_World_W03/05/2007 14:21Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

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