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1996 Classic: The Rise of Cyber Command

Why did the military start hiring “Hackers” in 1996? Because they realized that a 14-year-old with a 28.8k modem could do more damage to a logistics network than a specialized commando team.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Resident_Evil_Z09/30/2014 18:28Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Harry_Potter_0109/11/1995 12:31Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@CRT_Degauss02/28/2009 11:03BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Kill_Bill_Bride07/12/2001 12:15I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Ghostbusters_V07/16/2005 10:48Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@Shagadelic_9706/25/2011 03:23This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Gaia_Online_Gold03/04/2015 20:02Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Viewer_Number_101/08/2001 09:53First! And it’s funny!

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