Why did the military start hiring “Hackers” in 1996? Because they realized that a 14-year-old with a 28.8k modem could do more damage to a logistics network than a specialized commando team.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
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