Why the seven days? For making an entire generation terrified of their landlines and making us realize that VHS tapes were literally trying to kill us.
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
This humor took me to new heights!