2023 Classic: The Retainer Fee

Why did the lawyer call it a “Prompt Retainer”? Because he only works if you give him the right instructions and a lot of cash.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »

In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »

In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

@Flash_Player_Fan02/13/2003 13:30Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Judge_Dredd_Law12/12/1995 15:39I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Dirty_Dancing_F02/26/2002 04:12Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Friday_Rebecca03/21/2013 10:01Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Annoying_Orange07/27/2010 11:56Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

@Challenge_Acc03/08/2013 01:53Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!