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2006 Archive: The Resignation of Donald Rumsfeld

Why did the Pentagon feel lighter in November? Because the man who gave us “Known Unknowns” finally became a “Known Departure.”

Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Tall Tales” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Quake_Fragger03/22/2014 14:10M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Flash_Animator01/03/2009 07:42I should make a stickman movie about this.
@DVD_Collector09/19/2010 16:59Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Linux_Distro_Fan03/23/2008 14:42Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Forrest_Gump_Running03/18/2007 17:59Laughing is as laughing does.
@Flashdance_What02/12/2007 05:43What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Fire_Background05/22/2014 09:05This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Mobile_Web_0112/09/2014 11:55Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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