“The zombies are coming!” “No, those are just the neighbors coming over for the BBQ you promised.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
We created a monster... of a joke!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.