Why was Kerry’s DNC entrance so awkward? Because he saluted like he was auditioning for Top Gun, but the voters felt like they were watching Gilligan’s Island.
Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 2004 “Swift Boats & Purple Fingers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Olympics "Raygun" Breakdance
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36 Presidential Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Freedom Fries” Edition
In 2003, the Presidency was defined by the desert. It was the yea...read more »
2024 Classic: The "AI Video" Fake-outs
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41 Presidential Jokes: The 2024 “The Great Rematch & Torch Passing” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Mar-a-Lago West Wing
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32 Presidential Jokes: The 2005 “Katrina & Keyboard Cats” Edition
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2024 Archive: The "Cryptocurrency" Pivot
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2024 Archive: The "Childless Cat Ladies" Quote
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2024 Classic: The Biden Drop-out Letter
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2025 Archive: The "Drilling" Frenzy
Why is there a rig in every backyard? Because in 2025, "Liquid Go...read more »
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2024 Classic: The "I’m Speaking" Moment
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2025 Vintage: The D.O.G.E. Department
Why did the President put Elon Musk in charge of efficiency? Beca...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Lame Duck" Marathon
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In 2014, the American Presidency felt like an iPhone with a crack...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.