He hit my knee. I accidentally did the ‘Default Dance’ move. He charged me for ‘Involuntary Coordination’.
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2025 Vintage: The Bill
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53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
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67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition
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57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Heart
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62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition
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54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era
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59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
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