2024 Vintage: The Referral

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via ‘Apple Journal’.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

@BBS_Veteran03/24/1997 00:11Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Shrek_Ogrelord07/21/2012 09:28Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@QuickTime_Viewer08/30/2009 12:48Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Terminator_2_Fan03/26/1998 04:24Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Zoolander_Derek04/24/2011 02:19What is this? A joke for ants?

@Gnutella_User10/15/2010 23:56Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Fat_Bastard_Get06/19/2006 23:14Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).