He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via ‘AOL Instant Messenger’.
Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!