“I have the heart of a dragon!” “No, you just have heartburn from those 20-cent wings you ate at the bar.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
A few months after his parents...
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The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
The First Date Honesty
When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Gladiator II Aftermath
"Are you not entertained?!" "I'll be entertained when you finish...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Movie Theater
"It's $25 for a ticket!" "Does it include a seat?" "No, but you ...read more »
The Wine Tasting
Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
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Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Superman Cape
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2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Waddle on over and read this!