2024 Classic: The RAM

Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Imagine a world where "The Floss" was the only dance move that ma...read more »

A blonde went to the zoo and saw a sign that said "Don't feed the...read more »

The official Summer 1995 installment of the Blonde Jokes Archive....read more »

A blonde was trying to learn how to use her new smartphone. She a...read more »

Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for so...read more »

Welcome to 2006 – the year Twitter launched, "Casual Friday" was ...read more »

A blonde tried to catch fog yesterday. She mist.read more »

A blonde was trying to put together a puzzle of the world map. Af...read more »

A young and beautiful blonde woman in New York was so depressed t...read more »

A blonde was trying to teach her dog to fetch. After 30 minutes s...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, Space Jam, and the ex...read more »

A blonde refused to play cards with jungle animals because she wa...read more »

A blonde put her keys in the blender because she wanted to make a...read more »

A blonde went to the store and asked for a dozen eggs. The clerk ...read more »

@Dreamcast_Gamer04/21/2001 15:50Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Backstreet_Fan01/16/1995 02:20I want it that way... the funny way!

@SouthPark_Stan06/25/2005 02:54Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Buffy_Summers_9709/05/2004 23:58Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Myspace_First_Friend07/25/2005 18:37I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Diva_Plavalaguna12/12/1997 06:52The highest note of humor!

@Walter_Sobchak01/30/2009 13:37Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Hattori_Hanzo_S09/29/2008 04:36I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Butthead_Uhhh06/14/2010 13:42Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.