I’d rather be dry, but at least I’m alive. The unofficial 2020 anthem of resilience.
Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
It really whips the llama's ass!
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!