Why did the UK celebrate? Because she proved that if you live long enough, you eventually outlast every politician who ever tried to tell you what to do.
Part of the 33 Politicians Jokes: The 2000 “Hanging Chads & New Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!