For one week in September, the entire world actually stopped talking about themselves to cry for a woman they never met.
Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Why so serious? Read this joke!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
I should make a game about this joke.
Storing my laughs in the cloud.