Why was this a milestone? Because it proved that you can have a “Clean Fight” from a trailer in Nevada, provided the guy in Yemen doesn’t look up.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Anaconda Boots” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.