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1997 Vintage: The Power Move

 Why did the lawyer stand on a chair during the meeting? To show he was “above the law” (and the furniture).

Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Home_Alone_Kevin01/03/2006 09:45Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Forrest_Gump_Running10/23/2010 14:57Laughing is as laughing does.
@Sixth_Sense_Cole06/21/2015 20:38I see funny people... everywhere!
@Champ_Kind_Wham03/12/2015 06:09WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Infoseek_Explorer06/09/1997 21:08Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Flickr_User_0403/28/2012 04:14A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Safari_Surfer12/26/2005 23:49A wild laugh appeared!

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