“We couldn’t turn the light on… we’re always circling the socket.”
Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I Love You 3000” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.