She’s the President in the video. In 2020, I’d vote for her just for the high notes.
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I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
This site is never finished... with humor!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
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7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.