A guy is wandering through a cemetery at 2 AM. His wife calls: “Where are you?!” He whispers, “I’m about to catch a Dragonite!” She says, “If you’re not home in ten minutes, you’ll be catching a Divorce Paper in the front yard. It’s a very rare spawn.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All & Reality Check” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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The Nap Strategy
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Scanning... Laughs detected!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!