A guy rushed into the ER with a broken leg. The doctor asked how it happened. He said, “I was chasing a Snorlax and didn’t see the open manhole.” The doctor replied, “At least one of you is resting now.”
Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition
In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »
The Surgeon's Nap
Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Predictive Diagnosis
My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »
2025 Archive: The HMO Gym
It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
The Co-Pay Surprise
Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pharmacist
"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »
2025 Archive: The Knee
"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »
2025 Classic: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »
71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Heart 2
"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition
In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition
In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.