2011 Classic: The Poet

“The glass orb is a frozen tear of a dying star.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many writers does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to...read more »

In 2020, the world hit the "pause" button. We all moved our lives...read more »

In 1997, the "Information Superhighway" was becoming a crowded fr...read more »

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's no...read more »

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

In 2012, the world was supposedly ending according to the Mayan c...read more »

How many schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb? Well...read more »

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One. But i...read more »

In 2006, the world was shifting gears. Twitter (now X) launched w...read more »

How many redheads does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The ...read more »

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

@Msdos_Commander03/21/1996 21:27C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Beanie_Baby_Collector01/03/2013 07:21This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@South_Park_Cartman11/01/2001 00:44Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Flash_Player_Fan01/27/2004 05:22Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@ICQ_Classic07/28/2009 13:01That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Linkin_Park_Fan09/06/2000 00:37In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Animated_Mail_G04/08/2002 13:57The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@Net_Neutrality08/02/2005 21:15Equality for all jokes!