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1996 Classic: The Pizza Delivery Guy

 One, but if it takes more than 30 minutes, the bulb is free.

Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Baywatch_Runner04/15/2012 09:17Laughing in slow motion right now!
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