A woman tries to pay with a picture of a DIY cocktail she saw online.
Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
2024 Classic: The Moana 2
"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twitch Streamer
A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
2024 Classic: The Bluey Dad
A guy walks in looking exhausted and says, "I just want to be Ba...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Letting this joke through the port.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
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