1995 Legacy: The “Picnic” Ant Invasion

Why are they so organized? Because the ants in 1995 had a better “Operational Plan” for your watermelon than the local police had for traffic.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@WebTV_Viewer05/05/2009 19:20Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Forrest_Gump_Running01/27/1997 19:44Laughing is as laughing does.

@Fight_Club_Tyler02/20/1995 22:40The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Prestige_World_W09/13/1998 17:19Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@Hamster_Dance_X05/08/2007 05:09Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Arthas_Fan_0208/16/1998 22:08Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

@Grammar_Nazi_9910/06/1999 06:22Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!