1996 Classic: The Phone Line

If you’re on the internet, you can’t talk to her. It’s the best feature of 1996.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My mother-in-law told me she wants me to treat her like a queen. ...read more »

My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven y...read more »

Watching films with family is always a theatrical experience.We w...read more »

Bill: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law died. What was ...read more »

In 2016, you couldn’t walk down the street without tripping over ...read more »

In the court of family humor, the case is closed.The judge asked ...read more »

The wife said: “What are we going to do?” “Nothing,” said the hus...read more »

In 2025, we finally reached the point where computers can think f...read more »

My dog bit my mother-in-law. My neighbor asked, “Are you going to...read more »

STEVE: My Mother-in-law went to the Caribbean. FRED: Jamaica? STE...read more »

In 2022, we were all obsessed with finding five-letter words and ...read more »

In 2006, the world learned to condense its thoughts into 140 char...read more »

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of...read more »

In 1997, the world was obsessed with the sinking of the Tita...read more »

@Beanie_Baby_Collector01/11/2010 08:17This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Sid_Meier_Fan04/26/2015 18:37Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Oracle_Says03/12/2000 16:39I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Powerpuff_Bubbs10/02/2005 14:50Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Top_Gun_Maverick11/05/2004 21:06I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Weird_Science_G03/29/2008 08:19We created a monster... of a joke!

@Forever_Alone_X07/05/2011 21:20At least I have my jokes to keep me company.