Why did Nick Foles ask “You want Philly Philly?” Because the Eagles ran a trick play where the quarterback caught a touchdown pass in the Super Bowl, proving that the only way to beat Tom Brady is to out-scheme the entire universe.
Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2018 “Philly Special & The French Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
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