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2009 Archive: The Phil Mickelson Masters Heartbreak

Why was he so distracted? Because both his wife and mother were battling cancer, making his golf season secondary to his family’s fight.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder06/20/2011 01:10I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Diablo_Cow_Level07/13/2009 23:19There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Independence_Day11/07/2002 13:00Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Star_Wars_Kid01/11/1999 11:03I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Harambe_Memories04/01/2015 14:43Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Construction_Dig07/26/1997 01:36Still digging for more humor!
@Streamer_Pro_9912/05/2009 14:25Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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