1999 Classic: The Pharmacist

“This pill will help you sleep.” “Until the new year?” “Hopefully.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid09/30/1997 09:20Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@WebTV_Viewer11/17/2001 13:49Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Modem_Meltdown12/24/2008 07:11My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Geocities_Neighbor04/27/2009 00:41Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball10/19/2008 01:08Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Frame_Set_Wizard03/19/2015 09:46I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@Search_Scout_9907/04/2009 19:03Scouting the web for gems like this.

@David_After_Dent04/18/2007 16:06Is this real life? Or is it just funny?