Why was the defense winning games for Denver? Because Peyton was struggling to throw the ball 20 yards, but the “No Fly Zone” didn’t care.
Part of the 48 Sports Jokes: The 2015 “Steph’s Rise & The 12-Round Wait” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
I want it that way... the funny way!
What is this? A joke for ants?
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!