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2009 Archive: The Pessimist

 “The bulb is a symbol of my fading youth.”

Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar Glow archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
In 1995, before LED was a household term and when "energy saving"...read more »
How many Germans does it take...
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How many Californians does it take...
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66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 - The Barbenheimer Glow
In 2023, the world was lived in pink and shadows. We witnessed th...read more »
How many idiots does it take...
How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five hundr...read more »
How many optimists does it take...
How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »
73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 - The Mayan Countdown
In 2012, the world was supposedly ending according to the Mayan c...read more »
How many redheads does it take...
How many redheads does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »
64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 - The Blue Avatar Glow
In 2009, the world went 3D. We were all obsessed with the glowing...read more »
How many interns does it take...
How many interns does it take to change a light bulb? One, but th...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lord_Of_The_Rings06/18/1998 17:40One joke to rule them all!
@Alt_Vista_Searcher12/25/2013 23:14I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Buffy_Summers_9706/13/2013 02:41Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Dawson_Creek_Fan08/19/1996 00:50I am crying... with laughter!
@Pirate_Bay_9906/07/2015 01:53Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Fargo_Marge12/16/1998 18:42Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Celebrity_DM02/19/2000 18:45Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Evil_Kermit_M04/02/1997 16:08Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@ODP_Editor_9905/18/1997 21:35Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Cool_Story_Bro12/07/2000 11:34Actually, it IS a cool story!

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