Why does the 1995 photo look so itchy? Because every man in America wore the same wool sweater that was “scratch-free” only if you were wearing a suit of armor underneath.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Finding the patterns in the humor.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
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Taking a photo of me laughing!