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2001 Vintage: The Patriot Act

Why was it passed so fast? Because in October 2001, “civil liberties” were treated like that old exercise bike in the garage—everyone knew it was important, but nobody wanted to use it right then.

Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & Aftermath” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ebay_Sniper10/31/2014 06:56Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Home_Alone_Kevin12/27/2002 10:54Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Dumb_And_Dumber04/19/2001 00:07So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Trinity_Matrix11/30/2009 13:07Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Step_Brothers_B04/27/1998 22:32Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Hi5_Pro_User06/22/1995 05:56High five for this joke!
@Afk_For_Laughs03/04/2008 18:40Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

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