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2023 Vintage: The Patrick Mahomes Second Ring

Why was the “Ankle” the most famous body part in Kansas City? Because Mahomes won the Super Bowl on one leg, proving that a “hobbled” Magic man is still better than a healthy anyone else.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: The Alcaraz-Sinner Era
Why did the tennis world stop asking about Federer and Nadal? Bec...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Swiftie" Super Bowl Anniversary
Why was the NFL still selling friendship bracelets? Because Taylo...read more »
2025 Archive: The Caitlin Clark "Sophomore" Surge
Why were the WNBA ratings still higher than the moon? Because she...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Maria Sharapova "Hall of Fame"
Why was the podium so tall? Because the queen of the 2000s was in...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2008 “Year of the Lightning Bolt” Edition
In 2008, the world record books weren't just rewritten—they were ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ohtani Recovery
Why was the world’s most expensive arm back on the mound? Because...read more »
The Skydiving Leap
A sport where you only have one chance to be a beginner.My skydiv...read more »
2025 Classic: The "New" New York Knicks
Why was MSG actually happy? Because they finally had a team that ...read more »
The Cricket Length
A sport that lasts longer than most vacations.I watched a cricket...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2017 “28-3 & The Swiss Renaissance” Edition
In 2017, the word "impossible" was officially removed from the di...read more »

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45 Sports Jokes: The 1997 “Ear-Bites & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
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53 Sports Jokes: The 2007 “Almost Perfect & The Iceman” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Marines03/03/2003 06:32Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Terminator_2_Fan12/01/2012 06:50Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Harry_Potter_Hermione04/23/2009 09:38It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Tech_Support_Guy04/12/2009 13:18Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@RoboCop_9006/21/2002 11:42Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Kill_Bill_Bride09/02/2005 04:24I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Beavis_Cornholio12/19/1998 14:13I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Ferris_Bueller02/24/2002 07:39Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@WordPress_Fan_0301/19/2007 16:36The best thing since version 1.0!
@Tagged_Network04/16/2014 10:01You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

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