1995 Archive: The Patient

“Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.” “Next!”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

"I can't read this." "It's because it's written in 'Binary'."Part...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

@ICQ_Master9901/13/2006 13:14Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Fight_Club_Member08/20/2014 08:56I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@E_T_Phone_Home10/08/1995 17:00E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@AllYourBase_9905/11/2014 02:06All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real07/25/2006 12:24I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Woman_Yelling_C10/27/2007 16:38The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@Get_Flash_Player01/29/2009 15:47Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!