1997 Archive: The Pathfinder “Airbags”

Why did the White House want that technology? To install them in the Briefing Room for whenever a reporter asked about the Lincoln Bedroom.

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@AltaVista_Pro02/21/2006 21:04Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Skate_Or_Die_9904/22/2004 03:36Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Tyler_Durden_Real07/10/2002 05:08Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Animorphs_X01/02/1997 16:57I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@DragonBall_Z_G02/07/2010 03:51His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!