“Well, you only need the light when it’s burning low… and it’s definitely burning low.”
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I just set this as my away message. Classic!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
A joke for the end of the world.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!