1995 Classic: The “Parade” Float Logic

Why is the most important person always on a tractor? To remind us that America was built on farming, grit, and 5 miles per hour.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@PalmPilot_Pro02/22/2013 19:34Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Tripod_Member08/24/2007 23:43Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Fresh_Prince_9003/02/1995 13:35In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Scream_Ghostface05/09/1997 07:31Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Twelve_Monkeys_F01/05/2007 04:07The future is laughing at us.

@Top_List_Winner01/11/2013 12:40Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!