1996 Legacy: The Pants

I’m a designer. I’m just panting.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "rocking" it.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

I’m "shining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

I met a version of myself that was actually productive. It was a...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

@Sidekick_User08/11/2001 04:15Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Harry_Potter_0112/11/2009 10:01Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@DVD_Collector07/02/2005 10:29Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette01/16/1996 22:04I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Mainframe_Manny04/05/1996 15:47Old school processing, new school laughs.

@CRT_Degauss04/22/2004 01:50BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Heathers_Winona09/06/2005 03:47Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Badger_Badger_M04/14/2010 21:08Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Boxxy_Queen05/07/2003 11:07I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!