1996 Legacy: The Pager Vibration

That “buzz” on your hip is the only thing that makes you feel important on a Tuesday afternoon.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »

Step into 2006 – the year when Twitter launched with its 140-char...read more »

We’re still debating if the musical was a good idea. 2025 is a "...read more »

He sampled J-Kwon from 2004 and turned it into a country-pop hit...read more »

A tiny orange box that is supposed to replace my phone. It curre...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

Step into 2016 – the year of the Pokémon GO phenomenon, the launc...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the era of oversized flannel shirts, the myster...read more »

Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »

Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of Hotmai...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

@DragonBall_Z_G12/27/1996 04:38His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@This_Is_Fine_Dog01/30/2015 10:06Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Toolbar_Hater04/10/1999 04:07My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Everquest_Solo10/24/1997 17:03Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

@Epic_Fail_Guy01/03/2008 18:33This joke is an Epic Win!