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1995 Classic: The Pager Scandal

How did politicians send “secret” messages in 1995? They used pagers, hoping that a numeric code like “911” meant “The bill failed,” rather than “The kitchen is on fire.”

Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophones & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Sega_Genesis_Kid08/15/1995 07:14Better than 16-bit graphics!
@N64_GoldenEye06/09/2015 03:25Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Pager_Guy08/28/2002 12:41Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@QuickTime_Viewer02/28/2006 23:49Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@CompuServe_Classic04/20/1997 10:55Premium humor for premium members.
@Protoss_Pylon11/08/2003 22:47You must construct additional laughs!
@David_After_Dent04/05/2010 07:40Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
@Llamas_With_Hats01/02/2010 08:07Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
@True_Story_Neil02/11/1996 00:01True story! I was there!

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