How did politicians send “secret” messages in 1995? They used pagers, hoping that a numeric code like “911” meant “The bill failed,” rather than “The kitchen is on fire.”
Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophones & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
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Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
True story! I was there!